god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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