that's an acceptable place to lick
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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