he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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