i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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