so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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