I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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