So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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