its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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