the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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