i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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