I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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