Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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