Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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