$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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