Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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