i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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