just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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