everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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