he wants to bone in the snuggie
I skipped work to stalk him.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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