I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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