Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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