How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Still dying that you shit outside
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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