When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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