Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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