I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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