I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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