I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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