elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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