you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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