Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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