Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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