I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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