I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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