Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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