YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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