It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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