We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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