O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Bang-toberfest begins!!
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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