Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
