drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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