Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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