Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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