He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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