ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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