Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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