the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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