It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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