Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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