Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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