Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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