problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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