sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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