let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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