soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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